esexist: guys im literally so out of shape like internet explorer could probably run faster then me
i like chewing gum all the time because it makes me feel like i dont need to eat.
Can I just cut my fat right out of my stomach?
henryandhisbrain: Dear Yahoo, If you would like Tumblr users to like you, remove the post limit and word limit on messages. If you place ads on our dash or charge for use every month, there will be a war. You have an army. We have a hulk. Regards Tumblr Users
i just want perfect skin and hair and teeth and body proportions and endless supplies of money and intelligence is that too much to ask for
I love when I get complimented on things that aren’t my appearance Don’t get me wrong, I love to be called pretty/cute/beautiful ect, but I love when people compliment my laugh. Or the way I sound when I just wake up. The way my hair falls naturally. How I say a certain word. Just the way that I am. I love that.
yaygocats: discomplete: “i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography “I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
youwishangelfish: Imagine reading a book of every conversation where people have spoken about you.
smilefortheworldforever: do you ever just want to grab someone by the shoulders and scream “NO YOU’RE A WONDERFUL PERSON YOU DON’T NEED TO FEEL BAD ABOUT YOURSELF EVER” and aggressively shove them into a pile of fluffy pillows and throw them some of their favorite chocolate
when life hands you lemons
i have a very strong urge to go throw up can i do that please because like fat and ugly and imperfect and i hate it
The more someone tries to convince me I’m pretty, the more imperfections I see in myself.
Anonymous asked: Aye. You're pretty. I even went Canadian to say that just so it would be genuine. And I don't even like Canada. So you know. That was hard for me. But you're pretty. Carry on.
i am terrified of becoming nothing more than an alumni. i dont want to have to stop calling them my band. i dont want them to forget how much i love them. i dont want them to forget me. but i cannot fathom how on earth this can be avoided.
fourleafedcolfer: i would like to take a moment to thank nani pelekai for being one of the first disney women to ever look like an actual human being
meladoodle: *prosecuting lawyer voice* i have only one question for the defendant… ‘guiltypersonsayswhat?’ “what?” haha owned you’re going to jail
I literally cannot even handle how sad I am right now. This is so unfair.
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loveyourghosts: Disney makes a big deal about being all diverse, they have almost every race of princess, biracial couples, all that jazz, but every princess has the same body type. They’ve never had a thick or curvy princess. Their black princess didn’t even have a butt! I’ll see things about how their…
tangerine-and-shit: I can feel myself becoming more and more like my dad. And honestly? That terrifies me.
using my mom's money: im going to buy that, and that. $150? im definitely buying that.
using my money: $2? maybe that's too much...
suckonthesesugarcanes: senpai-has-noticed-you: sometimes i think i’m arrogant but then i remember that julius caesar was kidnapped by cicilian pirates and when they demanded a ransom of 620 kgs of silver he got mad because he thought he was worth more than that and made them raise it to 1550 kg I am Julius Caesar
if countries were students
Australia: The class clown who makes everyone laugh
America: The jock who loves themselves and everyone secretly hates
Canada: The nice person who offers to show you around on your first day
England: The hot boy everybody wants to bang because he's a gentlemen
New Zealand: Australia's little brother who is the only one who thinks Australia sucks
The Netherlands: That high kid in the back that everyone just ignores
France: The romantic playboy who hangs around England too much
China: The overly smart kid who puts his hand up for every question
Russia: The scary large kid that nobody talks to because they'll probably get stabbed
Ireland: England's short drunk friend who nobody understands but likes
maxolines: sometimes i think i’m really annoying but then i remember how i was in 2009.
homosassy: the dumbest thing is when parents say “this isnt how i raised you” like ?????? yes it really is you literally raised me and here i am
on-ew-off-ew: i genuinely am paranoid that everyone secretly hates me and thinks i am really really annoying and awful and is pretending to be my friend and it’s all part of some big joke
amburgurandfries: enterthedreamatorium: If you’re a boy who walked up to younger/nerdier girls in the hallway during high school and said “hey my friend thinks you’re cute” and then burst into giggles along with said friend then I really hope you’re doing badly in life people like this are the reason i cant believe anyone calling me pretty.
so-thisismylife: Best advice you could ever follow through on: Stop putting effort in a relationship where you’re the only person who puts effort into it, and put that effort elsewhere in life. If they really want that relationship to continue on, they’ll start putting effort into the relationship, if not it’s better off that way.